Centuries Old and Miles Away

dirkstriders:

lord of the flies is a depressing and violent book but its also so fucking funny when you think about it like. in a meta way. the author was a teacher at an all-boys school that hated every kid he taught and was SO sick of the ‘brit kids go on adventures’ genre that he wrote a full-length novel about them absolutely LOSING it and also every kid in the book was based off a kid in his class. like if that isnt the most hilarious shit ever

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borhap-babies:

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

the actual real life piping hot truth tea sis

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iamtheaardvark:

unabashedlybi:

thenamesjavii:

soviettart:

keysmashlesbian:

One more and the Gayfinity Gauntlet is complete

Bobby doesn’t feel fear he redecorates the bedrooms of heterosexuals

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dreamyfilms:

i’ve been thinking about it but no caption could possibly make this any funnier

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izzy-almighty:

anyone: what should I do with my shirt :(

tan france, ready to change their life with the french tuck:

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stumppng:

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girlsfrommars:

thatisrad:

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

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u-f-o-friend asked: i once had a customer come up to my register with her finger stuck in her ear. as she was talking to me she took it out, looked at it, and put it in her mouth. this grown-ass woman was eating her own earwax in front of me, her husband, the store, god....